Check if you're posted on private dating discussion platforms before it impacts your reputation
Stage
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Startup
Founded
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2026
Based in
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US
Pricing model
Freemium
Paid
Pricing
Free: $0. Pro: $12.99/month or $99/year (save 36%).
The Scan: $59 one-time (one search of both platforms). The Watch: $99 for 3 months (up to 6 checks). The Shield: $239 per year (up to 52 checks). No subscriptions or auto-renewal.
Key features
Automatic brokerage sync through SnapTrade on Pro
Manual entry of bank, retirement, and cash balances
Keyless crypto wallet tracking by public address
Ask Ascend AI copilot for portfolio questions
Time-weighted returns vs. S&P 500 benchmark
Retirement projection with Monte Carlo scenarios
Weekly Rundown portfolio report on Pro
Up to 10-stock Watchlist with research on Pro
Real estate tracking with FHFA estimates
Manual search of Tea App and AWDTSG Facebook groups by a real person
Screenshots and screen recordings as proof of the search
Reports delivered within hours, not days
Completely confidential with no contact to third parties
Free removal guides for Tea App and AWDTSG posts
24-hour refund guarantee for late reports
Data deletion after report delivery
What makes it different
Read-only design means Ascend cannot trade or move money
No private keys ever required for crypto tracking
Data encrypted at rest with separate key protection
Financial data never sold to advertisers or brokers
Real people conduct searches by hand, not automated scripts
100% confidentiality with no subscription model
Founded by someone who experienced being posted about themselves
Searches both Tea App and AWDTSG with documented proof of where looked